As a runner working in a law firm on the ninth floor of an office tower (I’ve kind of stopped saying ‘skyscraper’ because, while it sounds a million times cooler than ‘office tower,’ it also makes me feel like a six year old)—as a runner working on the ninth floor, I find myself using the elevator, a lot. Like, ten to twelve times a day. The (lazy) writer in me sees this as a metaphor, something about life has its ups and downs, maybe.
I do a lot of driving for my work, too. Mile after country mile flies past my windshield, and with the windows down and the warm-but-not-hot breeze in my hair, life is good. As I drive I often find myself writing in my head, always something clichéd like “the road as a metaphor for life” and then, oh yeah, “life is a highway.”
The truth, dear reader, is that I am feeling slightly put-upon by this blog. I feel like everything I post on here has to be deep, or inspiring, or at the very least, beautiful. I want the reader to walk away saying, “By Jove, that was positively smashing! There goes a young lad truly making something of himself, pip pip!” In my mind, a British reader is always a happy reader.
But some days, I don’t have anything insightful to say. I don’t have any fresh twists on old life lessons to impart. What I truly want to say is:
My glorious fiancé just got a fantastic job working as an events coordinator at a conference center! This job is perfect for her, ‘right up her alley,’ and I cannot wait to see her blow it out of the water. She has a real job!!!
So there. I said it. It’s my blog. Come back tomorrow if you want to read something deep.
I’ll be here.